OUR BINDING OATH

Sealed in shadow. Kept in trust. Honored without exception.

When you step into the world of Eyethorn, you do not walk alone. Our Binding Oath is our solemn vow to those who dwell among the strange — to deliver your relics swiftly, serve you faithfully, and protect your satisfaction as if bound by blood. Below, you'll find the promises we keep to every Chosen who joins our realm.

⚡ Swift Delivery Through the Veil

Our cryptid couriers work fast (and legally). Most orders are crafted and shipped within 2–5 business days. You'll receive tracking as soon as your relic leaves the ritual circle, so you’ll know where it is—every step of the way.

👁️ Relentless Support From the Unseen

Questions? Summon us. Our support seers are standing by to assist with your order, solve issues, or just talk about your favorite haunted forest. We respond within 24 hours—no ghosting.

🕯️ If It Arrives Cursed...

Every item is made to order and conjured just for you. Because of this, we cannot accept returns for buyer’s remorse, wrong sizes, or a sudden change of heart (even if it was haunted).

But if your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or mysteriously incorrect, we will open the rift and make it right—replacement or refund, your choice. Just contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue.

📜 Safe Rituals (a.k.a. Secure Checkout)

Encrypted. Protected. Watched by ancient eyes. Your payment info is sealed with top-tier security, so you can shop with confidence—no dark rituals required.

🖤 You’re Not Alone in the Dark

We’re here to make your experience smooth, magical, and just a little spine-chilling (in the best way).
Need help? Whisper into the void—or just email us at support@eyethorn.com